IT'S COLD!
Very cold! I hate that feeling you get when you bite into an ice cold mound. Why would you want to temporarily freeze your teeth? How is that good? I can see how it would be refreshing I guess, in the summer time. But it's still last on my list. I'd rather have iced tea, or a cold beer. At least that warms up to a comfortable temperature once it's hit your mouth.
IT'S MILKY
If I am going to have milk...I'll have milk. Not some whipped, frozen version of it. When I have a peanut butter sandwich, I want milk, when I have a creamy chocolate bar, I want milk. Not ice cream. Milk is supposed to be healthy isn't it? If I want something sweet...I want it to be unhealthy. That's just the way it is.
IT'S DRIPPYI absolutely hate eating anything that make a mess of me. Like wings, ribs...well any food that has sauce on it that is likely to drip. Ask yourself, what's gonna catch those drips??? Yeah, bang on! Boobs! Every time. They just get in the way, then, everyone looks at you like you're a pig. Hello???!!! It's not my fault. It's the boobies. They just stick out too freakin far!
Anywhoser...I don't like ice cream. So, please, just remember that. I don't like it. So if you are looking for someone to go to the BDI with...call somebody else. I'm not interested. I will however go for Gelate. It comes in a bowl and you eat it with a spoon.
2 comments:
Ah yes. My party pooping friend:) Ice cream is the representation of fun . . . When growing up we would get ice cream at parties or when we where out together as a family and it is a food that brings people together.
Secondly, I think you don't fully understand the awesomeness of having a built in drip tray to catch all the food that doesn't make it to your mouth;) If I had that . . . no more popcorn falling on the ground.
And who bites into ice cream? That's only for those obsessed with chronic brain freeze, like hard core slurpee goers.
On that note . . . after work do you want to go get some ice cream? ;)
Yeah ice cream after work would be good, as long as you don't mind wearing my share.
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