Wednesday, February 4, 2009

10 Reasons why you need - therapy, to find a new job or rework your attitude

1) As you make your way to work every day, you throw up in your mouth a little at the thought of seeing your co-workers when you get there.

2) You close your door as soon as you enter your office to shield yourself from any contact with the co-workers that irritate the shit out of you.

3) A brisk walk (even in -50 weather) is needed in order to cool yourself off from the annoyances of your work day. But it doesn't work. You get home and ramble, hardly taking a breathe in between sentences...and your husband proceeds to take refuge in his office until you've calmed the fuck down

4) Co-workers become the butt of all your jokes

5) You don't answer the phone right away. You let people wait on hold for a minimum of 2 minutes because you dread speaking with them

6) You swear under your breath on days where your short fuse is even shorter

7) When you get a whiff of a co-workers body smell, you wish you could vomit on them, because you feel that you could handle that smell better

8) You dream that the object of annoyance has died or had an accident, and permanently replaced by someone who knows how to do their job

9)While helping a co-worker with a computer issue, you envision slapping them in the back of the head

10) Most of your blog posts are about how annoyed you are at your co-workers