Espresso Pooper

This baby just doesn't know how to keep it in her diaper. Some days I don't know why I bother dressing her. Almost every day she poops all over the first outfit I dress her in. What a baby!

From across our 2 bedroom apartment I can hear her fill her pants. Today I was sitting with her and she rumbled in my lap. As she pushed I could see her onsie puff up on her back. Poop all the way to her ear. I find myself wondering, "is this normal?" I'm not going to complain though. She doesn't spit up or puke much...so we're lucky. It also helps that she sleeps 7-9 hours straight a night. What a blessing she is...so happy I can have a great night sleep so I can enjoy my maternity leave taking care of this cute little babe of mine.

Dogs - Oh How I Dislike Them

For some reason, I have always despised dogs. Growing up, the only pets I really had were goldfish...oh, and a kitten for about a month. I had to give the kitten away once my Mom discovered it in my room.

Some people treat dogs like they are people. Well I have news for them. THEY ARE DOGS. No, a dog doesn't need its own seat at the dinner table. No, a dog doesn't need to wear a sweater when there's a chill in the air. No, a dog doesn't need to share your ice cream...and no, it's not ok to have your dog lick your face.

I guess I just don't understand that bond people have with a family dog.

That last one really gets me. It's so gross it makes me gag. These people never stop to think about where that tongue has been. Forgetting that a dog licks its ass with it. GROSS! I look away when a dog is about to lick someone's face...just like I look away when homosexuals kiss. It's just not a natural thing to me (if you don't like this statement, complain about mine on your own blog). Therefore, I do not want to see it. 9 times out of 10, the dogs' tongue ends up licking their teeth too. Come on people...if you need your teeth cleaned, try a toothbrush. You'll get less hair in your mouth.